
People always told me cartoon cliches were impossible to recreate IRL, but apparently you just have to find the right tree. Feh, naysayers.
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People always told me cartoon cliches were impossible to recreate IRL, but apparently you just have to find the right tree. Feh, naysayers.

You know those women who write letters to convicts and then marry them when they get out of the slammer? I’m all for gender equality so there’s nothing that says she can’t be the one who was incarcerated! Nice dress but now I’m afraid of you!
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Oh hey, it’s my favorite kids programme on the telly! (lol British talk). There’s The Orangina Pope! And Those Two Military Guys Who Look Exactly Alike But One is Probably Prince Charles! And Rastafarian Dreds Kate!
If I bought this book I’m sure I would end up only knitting the corgis.
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I have a theory that adults in the 80′s were smaller than those of other decades and made themselves appear bigger using shoulder pads and hairspray to, uh, scare off predators? Or maybe they shared a goal to become history’s worst-dressed decade? I’m less inclined to go with the second theory since I’ve been trying to bring headbands back for years now.
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The internet is leaking and also apparently tan and blond.

Yes, thank you so much for the free holiday. And for being born, and for getting married, and for dominating my Google Reader, and for being young and stylish, and for jetsetting around and doing rich people things, and for being brunette and sorta blondish, and for everything you do that allows me to get out of bed in the morning, and thanks in advance for the wedding invitation the US Postal Service seems to have temporarily lost, whereisitwhereisitwhereisitwhereisitWHEREISIT!?!?!
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I went in hard for the fist bump and broke my monitor. I would demand compensation, but somebody hid pirate treasure in my monitor so now I’m rich! I knew that flat screen craze would never get me anywhere.
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