Elizabeth Taylor passed away this morning at the age of 79. Apart from her beauty and acting ability, she was famous for having been married 8 times to 7 men. To this she once responded:
I’ve only slept with men I’ve been married to. How many women can make that claim?
Well, I guess it’s good to stick to your principles! Plus this way you get to wear 8 wedding dresses. RIP Cleopatra and White Diamonds.
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Get out of the way zombies, we’re trying to get married! Gosh, it’s like they won’t listen to reason and only want to feast on human flesh.
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Video by ITN
So…is this the worst wedding video ever? The couple who ordered it sure think it is. They sued the cameraman and won £600 ($983).
Sigh…some people just don’t understand great film.
Hey, user maxystone alerted me that our friends over at Senor Gif found a condensed, easy-to-view version of the best part of this tide-trastrophe.
Thanks!
Newlyweds Jennifer and Jeff Salvage decided to take their own wedding on the road and created a project called One Dress, One Woman, One World. This is Jennifer walking the Olympic race walking course in Beijing with US Olympic team member Kevin Eastler. Check out their site for the full gallery of where that dress has been!
I think this wedding is one of the only cases in which a staycation honeymoon is completely appropriate.
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So I ordered mine.
Although I am nearly blinded by tears of delirious euphoria, I have to admit I wish this product had a voice function. I imagined opening it would go something like this:
ME: *deep curtsy* “Your Royal Highnesses, please permit me to open you and procure some honorable cottage cheese accompanied by a most venerable Tab Coke. If it pleases your Lord and Ladyship, I will make it a Diet Coke, with zero calories and no sugar.”
ROYAL FRIDGEBOT: BEEP BEEP BOOP BEEP
…They don’t have to say actual words, I just want one of my appliances to act like it notices me when I talk to it… :’(
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So is announcing to the world you’re really into hair-pulling better than posing on your new wife as if she were a motorcycle? (As the submitter put it.)
Argh, I have to think of one nice thing to say about this soooo….I LIEK UR SPARKLY BACKDROP.
There.
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