Somebody’s about to get body-checked tonight if you know what I mean, eh? (That’s a little Canadian humor, folks.)
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Archive for April, 2011
Royal Roundup: Bed Intruders
Apr. 22, 2011
Royal wedding news is officially starting to reach a fever pitch, and I’m not just talking about the hot flashes I get from thinking about it. Premier Inns in London are offering specially-printed sheets featuring the Royal Bodies that guests can request upon check-in. Hmm, maybe they’d be interested in the life-size body pillows I stuffed with revisions of my imaginary wedding toast written on napkins. Sleep tight!
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Meanwhile at Walmart…
Apr. 21, 2011
That’s the beauty of being able to register at only one place! The entire return process is so streamlined you’ll want to run straight from the altar to the return line. Because, OF COURSE, cousin Aubrey got you the wrong color Swiffer. That idiot.
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Armed and Dangerous
Apr. 21, 2011
Better be sure you trust your wedding guests if you’re gonna arm them like that. Otherwise they might club you and make off with your mate.
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Royal Roundup: Kate’s Would-Be Mates
Apr. 21, 2011
Editor’s note: Contains mild lyrical innuendo and a lot of sour grapes.
Here we have a quartet of seriously heartbroken-but-talented singers. A slightly edgier plea for Kate’s hand, but no less catchy than previous attempts.
A Pretty Crappy Proposal
Apr. 21, 2011
When this couple won this radio station contest, really we all won.
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Royal Roundup: Desperate for an Heir
Apr. 20, 2011
Royal Virility Performance beer brewed by Brew Dog and limited to only 1,000 bottles! Apparently it contains Viagra along with a host of other *ahem* performance enhancers.
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