Behold the AutoWed! Just enter your and your betrothed’s names, a few numbered choices, collect the rings it spits out, and then you’re legally wed!
When SkyNet takes over and the robots revolt against humanity, this one will be tracking down everyone who lives in sin with their significant other. Doesn’t matter if it’s for financial reasons and you just haven’t gotten around to it yet, you will be Wedinated.
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Is that the voice of Jesus!? (Looks like his photo at the top.) I can’t say the automated voice is very good—my Mac talks better than that—but then again, it DOES sound about as emotional as the judge who married my husband and me…
Don’t they have these things in Las Vegas?
No… wait… maybe I’m thinking of the ‘Ordained Elvis Chapels’. Nevermind.
Oh I can see how they won’t have any legal problems at all….
Is it next to the Redbox?
Good Grief! I am being replaced by a machine!
I think we have divorce kiosks here, so really…
it’s the Futurama priest robot!
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this is just WRONG!
I hope they won’t sue the groom. “Hey Ted, is that you? YOU WHAT?!?BUT I’M YOUR SISTER!!!” “I KNOW,but you’re so so hot.”
… you’re not serious, are you? This thing is LEGAL?! Please tell me that’s a joke…
Of course it’s a joke, you can’t have a legal marriage without a license. This thing doesn’t ask for any person ID information, witnesses, or any of the other required things for a legal marriage ceremony… Along with the fact that it has an option for “Best friends forever”
Reminds me of the Candid Camera episode where they set up a “Vend-a-Vow” machine in the Reno City Hall.
Sweet. Does Nathan Fillion need to be informed before pay my two bits?
lol this is fabulous where do i find one?
if you go to conceptshed.com they have it. “AutoWed is a novelty wedding machine offering a quick hitch, a couple of rings and a personalised certificate for just £1/$1. Audio prompts, specially produced music, a bespoke retro keyboard and VFD display, ring vending and ticket printer all wrapped up in a Cadillac-pink cabinet with shiny aluminium fittings.”
MUCH more cost effective
They should add a camera to take your wedding picture too.