
This is either clever wordplay about making someone happy for the rest of their life, or a rejection waiting to happen.
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This is either clever wordplay about making someone happy for the rest of their life, or a rejection waiting to happen.
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Guns don’t marry people, people marry people. (Can’t argue with that!)
A marriage proposal in the middle of a Kylie Minogue concert! Australian law may not permit it yet but its goddess of pop certainly does!

Lightly sprinkling the bride and groom in a gentle mist of celebration? Good! Pummeling them with a torrent of birdseed in the face? Good for this site!
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“Oh hey guys! Special day for you both, huh? Yep, pretty rad. So, you guys busy being all in love and everything? How’s that going? Kinda neat, huh? Yeeeep, marriage. Pretty great. Oh before you walk away! Me and Tom here are just gonna go back to the buffet, you need anything? Like, a teriyaki skewer? Deviled egg? OK, yeah. No, it’s cool, just say the word! Yeep, big day… big day…”
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Please be just the landscaper, please be just the landscaper, please be just the landscaper…
Submitted by: Sarah Stephens
There are wedding videos and then there’s film. This is the latter! Starts out normal enough but wait for 1:30 to go deeper…