I’ll take wordplay over cursing any day.
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Archive for November, 2011
Bloodsucker’s Bride
Nov. 21, 2011
Here it is folks, Bella’s wedding dress from “Breaking Dawn.” And it can be available for your boring, non-sparkly wedding too! After getting the go-ahead from the studio and Carolina Herrera, bridal designer Alfred Angelo is selling a replica for $799.
But it doesn’t stop there! Hot Topic also has a replica of the comb she wears in her hair that can be yours for only $28.00!
My thoughts on the gown? Kate Middleton might have brought back sleeves this year, but unfortunately Bella has killed them. They should have gone with Twihards with Mustaches, or Mustached Abs like you all suggested. Anything with dat mustache, really.
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You May Now Kiss the Bride
Nov. 21, 2011
But I don’t think anybody needs to give this cheeky dog such permission. He’d go in for a smooch regardless.
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The Evolution of Slurp
Nov. 21, 2011
My darling husband went from shmoopy to douchebag in 2.5 seconds.
One person’s turn-on is another’s mad scramble for a dry Q-tip.
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Run for the Border
Nov. 20, 2011
No, not their old slogan. Advice I would give to anyone forced to attend a Taco Bell wedding.
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Living Doll
Nov. 20, 2011
A bride gets her face painted for a traditional wedding of the Trebesh people of Kosovo.
Via Imprint Magazine:
As part of their rite every Lubinje bride must have their faces decorated meticulously and exquisitely, “while their bodies are covered with five to six layers of traditional handmade costumes and accessories that bulk you up and weigh you down.” Following the arduous decoration process, documented in photographs by Yll Citaku, “the bride is taken to her husband’s house by horse,” Deda continues. “Her head is covered with a veil to hide her face until she reaches her new home. Once there, the bride has to stand inside a room flanked by her husband’s mother and sister, who attends to the new bride’s every need. Meanwhile, the entire village visits in order to see and welcome the bride into the community.”
Absolutely breathtaking.
Rollin’
Nov. 19, 2011
these are cufflinks I made for me and my groomsmen. We all met in a club playing D&D in College.
Very cute, but don’t be surprised if a game of D&D breaks out at one of the tables during the reception. I’m only worried about the population of your dance floor!
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