So, I was trolling the wedding boards yesterday when I came across this AMAZINGLY beautiful dress! I was just stunned! This girl has the greatest taste I’ve seen since Cher in the 80s!

Isn’t it Perfect?! I think the little star belly button ring adds a little extra pizzaz, don’t you? Wearing this dress, I would feel like an angel in heaven. However, I’d probably fall back down to earth when I took a look at…

My MOM! OMG! If I were that girl I’d be screaming, “How DARE you steal my spotlight with your gigantor boobs! There’s only room for ONE scantily dressed woman here! YOU HAD YOUR TURN!”
Then, I’d unleash my fury by taking out my star shaped belly ring and promptly popping those balloons of hers.
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