There are many advantages to having a backyard wedding, and The Keg Stand is just one of them. For instance, after the wedding party has completely tapped all the beer, they can just find a nice spot on the lawn to take a little nap. Also, you can wear whatever the hell you want to a backyard wedding, as exhibited by the people in this photo! Looks like a good time.

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chelzpr0n

If this picture is any indication, this couple sure loves what they do for a living. According to the submitter they were “married in a cemetery, drove in a hearse, their wedding cake had little hearses on it, and they were married by another funeral director!”

Wow. I just wish I knew what ‘little hearses’ taste like. I feel like they would taste like a dusty old coffin.

I guess this bride is standing up very straight in an effort to help her poor *bridesmaid get a good angle on her dress, but all I want to do is shout, “YES! YOU ARE SKINNY ENOUGH!!!”

Also, nice random scarecrow, ladies. If you only had a brain, you would’ve steamed that dress hourssss ago. ZING!

*They don’t call ‘em a maid for nuthin’, amirite?!

We’ve already seen photos from this amazing reality TV series in the UK, and now we have “My Big Fat Redneck Wedding” on American programming. Something for everyone! From the Herald-Tribune:

The groom wore camouflage.

The bride did, too, with little red shotgun shells poking out of her bouquet.

They married beneath an arch made of mufflers. Their first toast was from a beer funnel. They honeymooned at a Charlotte County mud-bogging camp called the Redneck Yacht Club.

Chris and Jennifer Rodriguez went all out for a reality TV show called “My Big Redneck Wedding,” which airs at 8:30 p.m. Friday on Country Music Television.

Ah, CMT. The network that brings you the best-of-the-best from them redneck parts. Apparently even the inside of the wedding cake was camouflage. That’s dedication.

Remember these two nerds who got engaged via a Power Glove exchange? Well, here they are, hand-and-power-glove-hand in marriage. And I’ve gotta say, the bride looks really stunning! Congrats, you two! May you play video games together til death do you part.

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kablarkin

Via: My wedding album

“NO I WILL NOT SIT DOWN AND EAT MY CHICKEN FINGERS AND MASHED POTATOES. I HATE THIS HAIRDO! HATE HATE HATE! This is MY day and it’s now it’s ALL RUINED! Somebody bring me a brush and flat iron NOOOOOOOOW!”

You knew this was coming — couples who get married, some as early as 7 A.M., at the Empire State Building. It’s an annual tradition! According to Gothamist:

The weddings take place on the 61st floor every 30 minutes, after which time the couple heads up to the Observatory for a photoshoot. The 14 couples won their spots in a contest, and have come from all over the nation

Congrats to all the newlyweds out there, and Happy Valentine’s Day once again!