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Submitted By: Anonymous
It would be awesome if there was a back-up cake cooling in a fridge somewhere. Otherwise, this reception is about to turn into the prom scene from Carrie. The baked good section at Publix – delicious as it is – isn’t going to fix this one. That strawberry filling looks looked pretty damn good. Time for a food fight?
Happy Almost-Halloween! To commemorate my – and this kid’s – love for the holiday, I present 2 inspired wedding cakes that I’d murder for:
The couple that swings chainsaws together stays together! Fun fact: The zombies on the above cake were modeled after real people attending the wedding. Yum! Speaking of the Land of the Dead…
Submitted By: Anonymous, Zombie cake via
The ‘law firm lobby’ ambience isn’t doing much for me, but I’ve heard Corpse Bride Cake is awfully delicious. Heavy on the black icing with a few drops of human tears. Mmmm.
Submitted By: Anonymous
No, really. What is it? Is it alive? Does it have a cherry filling? *shudder* Will they keep the tail in the freezer until their first anniversary?
The couple looks completely thrilled. This cake is exactly what they’d envisioned. I’m just having a hard time figuring out what that vision is. Someone please tell me – WTF is this wedding cake?
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Before you shell out big bucks for a wedding cake that only a third of your guests will eat, consider the Recession Bakery and Chocolate Shoppe, AKA your local gas station! Hostess snack cakes have really come a long way. Well, OK, they haven’t, but hot DAMN do those things taste good.
Here are a few of this season’s yummiest styles…
This beaut is comprised of Twinkies, Cup Cakes, Ding Dongs, Ho Hos, Suzy Q’s, Sno Balls and Mini Muffins. It’s my drunk fantasies come true!
Feeling formal? I recommend the Ding Dong Decadence, pictured left. She looks fantastic when served on a polished silver tray. Or perhaps you’re keeping things a little more low-key? Try the Tasty Twinkie Tower, featuring adorable, edible and true-to-life Twinkie Toppers! (Note: “Cake Cummerbund” Bows cost extra.)
This version follows the KISS principle. Why bother stacking and shaping a fancy cake out of individual snacks when you could just unwrap-and-display? Takes no time at all! And yet, equally as delicious.
via: Hostess Cake Recipes!
Submitted By: Shawna S
We should live each day as though it were our last – and nothing celebrates that idea more than a wedding cake made to look like a friggin’ HUGE hamburger with American Cheese.
I wonder if the happy couple intends to share? If this hamburger cake is their reward to each other for dieting in the months leading up to the wedding, my guess is no.
So this is what a cross between a redneck and a Wall Street douchebag looks like. I always thought “tailored camouflage” was an oxymoron, but I’ve been proven wrong by these cheesedicks. Nice vests! And did you check out the wedding cake?
I don’t know whether to eat it or hang it on the wall. Or do both!
Submitted By: Anonymous
Every proposal should be chaperoned by a huge furry mascot. The mascot can serve dual purposes. If the girl says no, the mascot will put his furry arm around her (ex) boyfriend and quickly escort him to a private, padded area. If she says yes, he will do cartwheels and pour a tub of Gatorade on the happy couple. It’s a win-win. Also, ladies: Do yourselves a favor, and always dress up for sports. You never know if you’re going to a basketball game to eat nachos and get drunk, or to stand in front of thousands of people and be proposed a lifetime of marriage.
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