
I find that it’s best to hire bakers who aren’t always drunk to make your wedding cake. Or who at least know how to garnish properly. C’mon now with this cake.
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I find that it’s best to hire bakers who aren’t always drunk to make your wedding cake. Or who at least know how to garnish properly. C’mon now with this cake.

Let’s break this down: Bees + Twinkies + Drizzled Chocolate + Wedding = ….? What? Is this like a nectar collecting of sorts? That cake is looking dangerously sweet. (ZING! Ehhhh.)
Submitted by: Angela

I know I’m supposed to discuss the fact that this cute couple is holding their pet pig at their wedding, which makes them even cuter, but I cannot stop staring at the weird bun on the bride’s head! She’s so pretty. Why the giant bun?! It looks like something a seamstress would stick needles into.
On the plus side, I love that her pig’s ribbon collar is her “something blue.” That’s some cuteness.

Ya know, I want to believe this was a random accident, but that squatter looks pretty comfortable. Plus, why would he “accidentally” get photographed squatting? It’s not like he’s tying his shoes or something. I’m just going to assume that this is his regular picture pose. Some people smile, others make some kind of hand gesture, and this guy just…squats.
Submitted by: amo90

Ms Higgins has never tied the knot with a man older than her – and her new fiancé is 32 years her junior.
Despite having eight divorces to her name, including one marriage of just five days, the 56-year-old says her relationship with Mark Sanderson really will be ‘until death us do part’.
The grandmother said: ‘People call me a man-eater and a black widow, which is silly. I’m not a predator, I just like to be happy in life – what’s wrong with that? Most of my family are very supportive of me, although Mark’s family are not happy.’
Ms Higgins, whose longest marriage lasted five years, met 24-year-old shop worker Mr Sanderson on a night out in Newcastle in 2009. They plan to marry next year after he popped the question in September.
Ms Higgins said: ‘This time I know it’s going to last. People might say he is too young but age has got nothing to do with love.’
In the famous words of R. Kelly, age ain’t nuthin’ but a number.
Submitted by: Max Stone
Via: www.metro.co.uk

Now this is romantic. Two antlers on a single head, representing the coming together of man, woman and hunting. I can’t think of a more symbolic, or redneck, cake. I wonder if you have to fire a few shots into the air before eating it? Seems appropriate.
Submitted by: Unknown
Via: trinixy.ru

Well, this is one way to have a memorable day! Although I don’t understand the connection between weddings and going pantsless. Far too often we see this pattern of behavior, but I have yet to make sense of it. Am I weird for not wanting to wear sunglasses and stand among my pantsless friends on my wedding day??
Submitted by: Unknown