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Submitted By: Anonymous
I’m confused on many levels. Are the guys in the back doing the ‘Cradle of Love’ crawl? WTF. It doesn’t look very comfortable to carry an entire flower bouquet in your mouth. Whose idea was it for these dudes to go topless?
And why is the bride’s dress made out of Ferrero Rocher wrappers? I think the shitfaced groom might be the only normal thing about this picture, and that isn’t saying much.
World’s Awesomest Idea or Tackiest Wedding EVAR? It seems to depend on the “style”:
The process looks cool, but I’m trying to think of a single time I wanted a make-up artist to paint my boobs just before Grandma gave me her blessing. Let’s see the final works of art…
Submitted By: Kevin C
Pros – Artsy, unique, fun for the whole family
Cons – EVERYTHING ELSE. Not into the Swirly Thighs, not into the whipped cream boobs, and *definitely not* into those man-tights. Or the knee-socks. And Lance Bass on the far left probably shouldn’t go around flashing people with that belly button.
I’m trying to determine what relation this woman is to the groom. Sister? Daughter? Mistress? Her left cheek is lifted a good few inches higher than her right. That is one mighty grab. Groom FAIL.
Submitted By: Anonymous
Here’s what I see happening in this picture:
Mr. FancyPants is getting married to his Fairy Princess, who is wearing a Barbie Halloween costume 2 sizes too small. Their ceremony is being led by the groom’s 18-year-old Dungeon Master, who is reading the couple their vows from an Olive Garden menu. Behind the groom stands the first of what I assume is a full flock of bridesmaids dressed as birds. The couple’s first dance will be set to Scarborough Fair, and they plan to honeymoon in Mr. FancyPants’s mom’s basement.
Am I close?
Submitted By: Anonymous
Groom: “Why are you ignoring me?”
Flower Girl: “Your bald-ish head kind of freaks me out.”
Groom: “It’s called stylistic expression. It’s important to me.”
Flower Girl: “And PS: Cloves are so 1994.”
Groom: “Why do you always have to cut me down?”
Flower Girl: “Ugh, just get married already. I’m starving.”
Groom: “At least we agree on the vegan menu.”
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