I like this groom. He knows he’s not supposed to keep eating while people snap his picture at the reception, but screw it. Dude’s hungry! And he paid for that delicious pasta and broccoli salad so he’s gonna eat it. Sue him, why don’t you!

This picture is like one giant collective “NOOOOOOO!!!!” Thankfully, it looks like those smaller lower tiers went unharmed in this classic disaster. The top tiers weren’t as lucky. Pour one out. Top-heavy cakes are never a good idea.

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hamburgerkaas

“NO I WILL NOT SIT DOWN AND EAT MY CHICKEN FINGERS AND MASHED POTATOES. I HATE THIS HAIRDO! HATE HATE HATE! This is MY day and it’s now it’s ALL RUINED! Somebody bring me a brush and flat iron NOOOOOOOOW!”

The submitter says, “I loved shooting my Grandpa’s wedding. I loved meeting my new family even more. That’s my new uncle, the only person who’s jumping in this picture.” Wow, is your new uncle available for bar and bat mitzvahs, as well or is he more of a full-time crazy wedding guy? Because he looks awesome. His jump style reminds me of Michael Jordan dunking.

The submitter says, “I had a destination wedding and realized that I forgot my something blue…the granola bar was the closest thing around.” I like this idea! There could be a whole line of products called Something Blue Sustenance for brides to eat before the ceremony. Kill two birds with one stone, that’s what I always say.

This would be an excellent picture for a caption contest, but instead of being all formal about it, I want to hear what you guys think she could be saying, singing or belching in the comments section. Be sure to take into account the awesome look on her husband’s face. He rules.

OK, ready, set….GO!

The submitter says, “Upon landing she did, in fact, bowl over a couple poor girls who got in her way.” Hey, whatever it takes, amirite?! That bouquet belongs to her and her ALONE. And I think she proves that quite well in this picture. She’s like the Michael Jordan of bouquet catchers.