Whoaaaa! “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Garter”? What the hell is this?! It looks… terrible. This is like prime bribery material, and now it’s been published on the web, by me. Whoops! Sorry, ladies. But really, you shouldn’t always do what photographers tell you to do. Repeat after me: The photographer is not always right!

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It’s important to not miss ANY part of the big day. No matter what’s happening, a camera must be present to capture the precious memories. Ideally, there’d be a camera, a boom mic, a live reporter and a photographer handy, and it looks like this bride has most of those elements set in place. Good work, bride. You’ll never, EVER forget this day.

This video is both amazing and extremely uncomfortable to watch. First there’s a whole minute and 46 seconds dedicated to gyrating in a way that made me blush (and, frankly, wonder if the groom was a professional dancer) despite being alone in my living room, and then… BAM! A mousetrap. Whoa. Although I do love a man who knows how to interject a lap dance with the proper dose of rodent humor, that part was just goofy. But in a good way, I guess.

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Wow, he’s practically standing up in there. It’s not an Easter egg hunt, groom, it’s a garter! And it’s usually easier to take off if you allow your bride to take a seat.

PS: Stop tickling. You’re creeping out the lady with the microphone who wishes you’d just focus on the task at hand so she can announce the winner of the wedding raffle.

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As far as Photoshop jobs go, this one at least sends a clear message: The groom and his bride are ready to engage in some naughty behavior, STAT. Whether or not that behavior will involve more office supplies, I do not know. I suppose anything’s possible. Maybe the rest of the photo series included a glue gun or something.

Oh, my. Why are two men needed in this process, again (assuming, of course, this isn’t really a human centipede surgical experiment)? I mean, not that the bride seems to mind, but this is a union between two people, right? I’m just trying to figure out who the guy she’s sitting on could be that would make this “normal.” Can’t be her brother, her ex-boyfriend, her husband’s best friend….hmph. Unless the person on the ground isn’t her husband? OK, now I feel really confused.

I like this picture because it shows that someone had the foresight to collect all of these handy tools just for a quirky photo opp. But then, I don’t like this picture because it leads my mind down a dangerous path. Props are good things right up to the point where my imagination conceives of what the props are for. After that it’s just unsettling.