
Imagine how wasted you’d have to be not to feel a breeze on your bare ass in this dress. Call me crazy, but I thought that veil came with a matching thong.
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Imagine how wasted you’d have to be not to feel a breeze on your bare ass in this dress. Call me crazy, but I thought that veil came with a matching thong.

“No, I’m not even kidding. He’s seriously under my dress right now trying to put my garter on. I was like, “Dad, not here on the sidewalk. The guests can wait.” But he just lifted up my gown anyway. It’s like he’s looking for his keys under there! Whenever he resurfaces I’ll tell him to call you back. Love you, too, Mom.”

Is this woman giving birth to a bridesmaid? I’m assuming she requested assistance with the garter and got more than she bargained for. Probably should have thought of that one in advance. I wouldn’t want this woman’s Dear Aunt Sally getting anywhere near my upper thigh.
PS: The surly woman standing near the bride looks like Andy Milonakis. Did anyone else notice this person is wearing what appears to be a nightgown?