May. 8, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
I hope they took full advantage of this awesome twist of fate and used it as a decorative theme at the reception. You know, white streamers and whatnot?
OK, eww. Bad joke. Sorry about that. But this is still pretty funny. I wonder if Haywood Jablome is the best man? ZING.
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May. 7, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
What I wouldn’t give to have this woman as a relative. Oh the secrets that hair must hold. And the treasures! I wonder if she keeps the Christmas money jar in there like Marge Simpson? If this is how she wears her hair to a wedding, I wonder how she wears it on a daily basis? Surely that beehive doesn’t fit under her motorcycle helmet.
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May. 7, 2010
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Wow, the moms are getting all Family Feud on this ceremony! I LIKE IT. I’m going to assume that their high-five turned into an extended hand slap routine that included several choreographed moves. Maybe jump ropes or breakdancing were involved? You never know what suburban moms have up their Chico’s sleeves.
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May. 6, 2010
Submitted by: Orange Bobby via Submit Page
I think Gillette has their new ad campaign! “Shave comfortably” has a new meaning when you’re not even physically shaving your own underarm AND you’re drinking wine at the same time. This lady’s got her priorities straight! Sux for the bridesmaid though. I’m assuming she’s just drinking straight from the bottle.
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May. 6, 2010
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I really hope the bride hyphenated her name. Having a name like Bacon is a pretty powerful thing, but the name Moore-Bacon is unstoppable. Everywhere she’d go, people would make awesome jokes. “Home fries with that power drill?”, I’d ask Mrs. Moore-Bacon if I worked at Home Depot. Or, “How about some maple syrup to go with that book about sharks?”, I’d ask if I worked at Barnes & Noble. The pun possibilities are truly limitless.
I also really hope they served breakfast for dinner at the reception. Hey, a girl can dream.
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May. 5, 2010
Submitted by: Viv via Submit Page
This is exciting because I’ve seen this couple before, as part of their body paint photo shoot. At the time I was all, “Um, who the hell would do this? Who wants their boobs to look like whipped cream mounds on their wedding day? And don’t even get me started on those swirly thighs!”
Later, I felt kind of bad about that. But now that I see the expressions on these passersby faces, I see that I was right all along. There is nothing good about swirly thighs, and the groom’s tights are still very, very wrong. Case closed!
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May. 5, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
Not exactly a picture for the family album. I wonder if these guys are her friends, relatives, or just her handlers? And are they really holding her upside down to show off a pair of underwear scribbled on with Puffy Paint by drunk person? That’s unfortunate.
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