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Happy New Year!

Jan. 1, 2010

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Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page

This guy’s showin’ off his newest asset. May we all be so lucky in 2010.

Nice genes, Grams! PS: Your granddaughter’s ass is hanging out and you seem to have NO IDEA.

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Yep, She Feels Ripe!

Dec. 28, 2009

Just like fruit, you can tell when a woman is ripe for marriage with a good squeeze.

Submitted by: It’s from my wedding! via Submit Page

If you’re concerned your daughter’s not ready for marriage, just give her ass a firm squeeze. Once you do, you’ll have your answer. It’s like ancient voodoo. 

After you’ve determined she’s good to go, don’t forget to use modern technology effectively to document the day. Otherwise, you’ll look crazy.

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