
Submitted by: LA Times via Submit Page
I really hope the bride hyphenated her name. Having a name like Bacon is a pretty powerful thing, but the name Moore-Bacon is unstoppable. Everywhere she’d go, people would make awesome jokes. “Home fries with that power drill?”, I’d ask Mrs. Moore-Bacon if I worked at Home Depot. Or, “How about some maple syrup to go with that book about sharks?”, I’d ask if I worked at Barnes & Noble. The pun possibilities are truly limitless.
I also really hope they served breakfast for dinner at the reception. Hey, a girl can dream.
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