Archive for the 'bachelorette party' Category

The other day I posted the Bachelorette Party Must-Haves: Part I, where we delved into the dark and drunk world of Bachelorette Basics: Penis Cakes, Stripper Poles, etc. For the second installment, we have Crowd-Pleasing Party Favors! Such as these Paper Penis Table Toppers:



Don’t forget the “Super Fun Penis Candy”…



Tart fruit flavors! So there are multiple flavors? *shudder* Does anyone else think ‘Mr. Erection’ the penis mascot’s balls look like feet? At least the candy pieces don’t resemble dog treats…



Roll over! They’re penis treats that are fun to eat. Wash it all down with a hit from The Dong Bong:



Don’t mind if I do. That looks like one rubber penis I’d like to share at a party! Impress your guests and finish the night off proper with a ride on Captain Pecker.



It should be noted that this ’6 Foot Punching Pecker’ can also be used at birthday parties and sporting events. That means you can buy it, use it at a bachelorette party, and then SAVE and REUSE it! It’s practically a green product. Wedinator is all about the environment.

Bachelorette parties are like Girls Gone Wild buses. A group of girlfriends get together and magically turn into slutty, tequila-swilling strippers who ride an occasional bull and can’t dance. Any good bachelorette party requires a few essentials. Like a pink penis-shaped cake…

Nice underwear! The cake looks delish. You know what goes great with penis party cakes, right? Penis party balloons!

Just a classic game of Duck, Duck, Teabag. Speaking of favorite pastimes, no bachelorette party is complete without a stripper pole.

Like my mom used to always say: “There’s no better place to drunkenly pass out than next to a stripper pole.”

Stay tuned for the upcoming Bachelorette Party Must-Haves: Part II…Crowd-Pleasing Party Favors!