The submitter says, “There was an ongoing joke amongst the bride, groom, and their cohorts involving skittles, windows, and crayons. This gave a whole new meaning to “Taste the Rainbow.”

Hm. Or maybe I should say, WTFkl4rjf;piqpxi2e?!! I don’t get it. A joke about skittles, windows and crayons sounds more like a riddle to me. A riddle I cannot figure out as it relates to the groom’s crotch. This picture is kinda freaky. Cohort, please do explain further in the comments!

BJ wedding pics are HUGE these days….no pun intended. Judging by the groom’s hand placement, something tells me this couple “practiced” this pose before the photo shoot. Very realistic. I just hope there wasn’t a full series. Or, if there was, that the rest of the pics don’t get submitted to this site. That might scar me.

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Is this like a bachelor party/wedding combo? I’m trying to figure it out. I’m guessing whatever’s happening doesn’t make any more sense than the groom’s short-sleeved button-down and shiny tie. His wife is looking …well, stacked, but also pretty pleased. Maybe she set the whole thing up? Early anniversary present? 

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Something tells me it wasn’t the ladies. Ole elbows on the end is getting into character, but the rest of them look like they’d rather be blowing up an air mattress than their partner. Kinky. At least the guys are happy!

Everyone knows crazy shit is bound to go down at weddings, but it usually involves a lonely bridesmaid and an open bar. Not a Barbie Porn cake topper. Call me crazy, but I don’t necessarily like being reminded of the sex scene in Team America while I’m eating.