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Submitted by: Unknown
The chick on the left is like the JWoww of bridesmaids (minus these). Which is to say, she’ll cover you in a porta-potty while smoking, beat up anyone who says anything rude about you and will get you sufficiently hammered at your wedding whether you like it or not. I would like to be her friend.
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Submitted by: Medusa2010 via Submit Page
This is what happens when you’re forced to make your crazy cousin a bridesmaid, and she’s all, “ZOMG I have the BEST dress for your wedding! And it has a matching hair piece! And it shows off my belly ring!!” It’s like something Donna Martin would’ve worn on Season 7 of Beverly Hills, 90210, imagined by a seamstress on acid. Scary.
Submitted By: Anonymous
Here’s what I see happening in this picture:
Mr. FancyPants is getting married to his Fairy Princess, who is wearing a Barbie Halloween costume 2 sizes too small. Their ceremony is being led by the groom’s 18-year-old Dungeon Master, who is reading the couple their vows from an Olive Garden menu. Behind the groom stands the first of what I assume is a full flock of bridesmaids dressed as birds. The couple’s first dance will be set to Scarborough Fair, and they plan to honeymoon in Mr. FancyPants’s mom’s basement.
Am I close?
You’d think these bridesmaids dresses would steal the bride’s show, what with them being huge poofy prom nightmares in a seizure-inducing shade of hot pink. But amazingly, they don’t!
Submitted By: Jennifer F
NOTHING could take the attention off this monstrous haystack of a wedding dress. Seriously, how many comforters is she wearing? She looks Anna-Nicole Smith back in the really bad days when she had that show on E!. Talk about a present I wouldn’t want to unwrap.
Is this woman giving birth to a bridesmaid? I’m assuming she requested assistance with the garter and got more than she bargained for. Probably should have thought of that one in advance. I wouldn’t want this woman’s Dear Aunt Sally getting anywhere near my upper thigh.
PS: The surly woman standing near the bride looks like Andy Milonakis. Did anyone else notice this person is wearing what appears to be a nightgown?
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