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Submitted by: Mactographer
Everybody knows that cows humping on your wedding day is a sign of good luck. It’s their not-so-subtle way of saying, “Here, let us consummate that for you. It’s our pleasure. We just want this day to be special and relaxed for you.”
Don’t believe me? Check this out. It’s a trend, I swear.
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All’s fair in love and war? Too many cliched phrases coming to mind here. I’m confused about why she doesn’t appear to be holding her own sword. If you’re gonna stage a battle in the middle of the desert at least have it be a fair fight, right? Although even without a weapon she still kinda looks like she could kick his ass. That sword will be in her hands in 3…2…1…
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Looks like someone’s sleeping on the couch tonight. Doesn’t he know the famous motto, “You should never leave a white-gloved lady hanging.”?! She’s outwardly expressing her dissatisfaction and all he can do is kiss another woman right there in front of her? For shame!
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Ah, yes, Ye Olde Traditional Ass Grab I.D. game. It’s an old family favorite at weddings. You line up the groom and all of his groomsmen (and if that includes your brother or cousin, so be it), give the bride about 20 or so quick spins, and then place her hands on each guy’s rear end until she guesses correctly. SO MUCH FUN.
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Ladies and gentleman, may I introduce you to the funkiest Funky Chicken I’ve ever seen? Looks like he’s added his own spin to it. He reminds me of those people who try out for dance reality competitions with “no formal training” but think they’re amazeballs because they broke it down at a wedding one time.
Well, guy, I hate to break it to ya, but that move belongs on the set of Can’t Buy Me Love, or Teen Wolf, or some other 80s comedy. You will probably be sleeping alone tonight. 
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What is the man in the chicken suit truly capable of? Even I don’t know. Will he steal the couple’s getaway limo to go pick up chicks all night? (HEH) Will he start doing the worm in the middle of the reception dance party? Perhaps he’ll just Photobomb every single picture taken of the bride and groom? The sneaky bastard would do something like that.
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Careful there, newlyweds! We’ve got a couple pairs of virgin eyes in the crowd who would REALLY rather not witness this act of indecency. Kissing is TEH EWW. Unless of course you’re this ring bearer, who would like to take things to another level with a little lady as quickly as possible.
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