
To be honest, I prefer cake to diamonds any day.
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To be honest, I prefer cake to diamonds any day.
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Remember wedding guests, only pick them off from the back of the cake. Otherwise someone might notice.
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Via: Bah Humbugs

Oh drat, when somebody said they were having a “Dali” cake I was expecting a bust of Dolly Parton.
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No thanks, I prefer my ganache made with heavy cream and chocolate, not frilly sleeves and feeling sorry for yourself. Though, I’m pretty sure either way will rot your teeth.
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Sorry crane. I’m about to destroy your delicate-yet-delicious red habitat with my KNIFE OF DESSERT CARNAGE. Call it survival of the not-so-fittest.
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Oh man, this is almost unwatchable and I make wedding fails my business. First the groom’s reluctant acceptance of cake in the face, then on top of that the climax. So, so awk.