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Submitted by: Bart
A few choice pieces of conversation that you might overhear at this water cooler reception are:
- “Hey, do you guys know whose half-eaten sandwich that is in the fridge? If not, I’m gonna eat it.”
- “Somebody turn up the volume, “The Young and the Restless” is back on.”
- “To my newly wedded cube mates: May your lives be prosperous, and may you both get better jobs as soon as possible. Man, this place sucks.”
Submitted by: dunno source
The submitter swears this was a real Halloween wedding, where everyone — from the guests to the priest — dressed up. Which is awesome! But, I have to say: If you’re going to have a Halloween-themed wedding, maybe hold it somewhere other than an elementary school cafeteria or a church basement? ‘Cuz this kind of looks like a company holiday party with cheap decorations. Just sayin’. Still looks fun, though (assuming there was booze).
Submitted by: Unknown
Gee, this dude is laying it on thick. Romantic setting, his poetic proposal written delicately across the wall….it’s hard to imagine the type of lady who’d refuse this offer. It’s like, “Hmm, let me think: Do I want to live in a dilapidated brick terror cell with the love of my life until death do us part? Umm, DUH! But only if we can cover that open window with another piece of plywood. I like my home to be super dark and isolated from society.”
At least he removed any random dead bodies from the surrounding area before he popped the question.
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
I’m not going to lie and say I understand what’s happening in this picture, because I really have no freaking clue. But hey, at least the family is supportive! I can spot a couple of angels, a devil, a sorcerer…who is that in the back? God? How thoughtful of Him to stop by. I’m also convinced this picture was taken on the steps of my former college’s library, but that’s probably because 90% of all libraries and courthouses look exactly the same. Quite the juxtaposition if you think of it that way. I guess you’ve got to make your wedding stand out in some way.
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
Slightly virginal and highly reminiscent of Shakespeare’s play about an insane woman who dies in a brook after falling from a willow tree. Romantic! But where is her groom for the underwater love portion of the photo shoot? And why does the water look like the artificial ponds at putt-putt golf courses…?
Submitted by: JacobsGirl0427 via Submit Page
Is this the part where she just admits she didn’t wear one? Or is something else happening below the surface of her skirt that I don’t want to think about right now?
Look, it’s a garter. It shouldn’t be this hard. Hell, some brides make the garter perfectly visible! If your husband has to plant his face between your thighs just to get the thing off, maybe you’d be better off skipping that portion of the reception.
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
Is it a campaign for Broken Dreams? Perhaps a tutorial for How To Shred Your Wedding Dress? “Step 1: Stand in some shallow fresh water. Step 2: Litter water with hopes, dreams, veil and other crap. Step 3: Destroy dress by methodically ripping the left seam in an upward motion. Step 4: Break for several vodka shots.”
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