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Bridesmaids, kids…c’mon, now, everyone lend a hand. This train ain’t stoppin’! I’ve got my crown fastened, my hair extensions are all in place, my hand’s on my hip — it’s time for me to get married! Nobody drop my dress train until I say so. I didn’t get this thing custom made just so it can be dragged on the dirty ground, did I??

[ed. note: Why are the bridesmaids also wearing white? I'm no traditionalist but isn't that kinda weird? Is it so they don't clash with the bride's train while she's walking down the aisle?]

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There are SO many great quotes in the Daily Mail article from which this came. First, a little background: “Louise Fairburn, who is an award-winning sheep breeder, decided to get married in a fleece from her own flock.” Also:

• “Mrs Fairburn even carried a Bo Peep-style crook and…Guests were given chocolate sheep-shaped favours.”
• Her husband “was ‘blown away’ when she walked down the aisle. ’I took one look at her, my lip curled like a young sheep’s does and I started blubbering,’ he said.”

Aww, that’s so…sweet? Is anyone else reminded of Everything You Always Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Afraid To Ask? I hope so.

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“When I originally bought this dress, I thought my Grandma would love it. But now I’m reconsidering. Do I totally look like an underage slut? Wait…don’t answer that.”

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I’ve seen a wedding cake modeled after the bride, but never a wedding cake that IS the bride. Is she just really into that Tom Petty video? Part of me feels grossed out, and part of me wants to grab a fork. What the hell kind of filling is that?

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Who does she think she is, Rihanna? Or was this dress part of a negotiation with her husband to allow his brother’s crazy kids to come to the wedding? “Sure, they can come. But I’m affixing sharp spikes to my dress in case they try to get too close.” 

Some Bridezillas just shouldn’t be trusted with sharp objects. 

I made an arrangement with my fiance when we got engaged: If he gets to implant hair plugs, I get to wear an embellished bikini to the wedding. It’s something I’ve been dreaming about since I was a little girl. A bikini covered in beautiful flowers made of tissue paper, paired with Rack Room f***-me stilettos and a gorgeous, flowing train. Luckily, he was into the idea!

Everything came together spectacularly. The parking lot we wanted to rent for the ceremony was available, my tan came in even, and Hooters even had a cancellation so we were able to secure an awesome venue for the reception. Plus, none of my ex-husbands showed up. Simply perfect!

PS: Serious Side Note: Does this chick not look exactly like Heidi Montag if she’d gotten married in her usual day-to-day attire?