Make your friends' day! Share this!
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
That is one ghettofied wedding cake. I like how even the champagne flutes are submissive to the crazyass Bridezilla Cake Dominatrix. “You will lay down and show me some goddamn respect, you filthy stemmed glassware!!!”
You’re a hungry groom and it’s finally time for the wedding toasts. Do you:
A) Stuff your face with cake, or
B) Stuff your face with your new wife’s boobs
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
How about C) Do both ?! Just get a custom-made cake to satisfy both cravings:
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
Mmmm, bride boobs. I wonder if the measurements are exact? What’s up with those nipples? Looks like guests are going to need big glasses of milk to go with that cake.
Nothing says classy like a figurine of the bride jumping the groom’s bones on the cake.
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
Way to give your Grandma a visual of what’s to come after the reception. Although when compared to something much dirtier, this humping topper almost seems appropriate.
As opposed to this one…
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
Something about this doesn’t scream ‘romance’ to me. Unless the couple met as undercover FBI agents, which would actually be awesome.
The thing about New Jersey the UK (see below) is, the 80s never died.
Submitted By: Anon
They probably had their first dance set to something off of Slippery When Wet. It must have been hard to find a cake phallic tall enough to steer the attention away from the bride’s monstrous fake breasts, but I think they did it.
Congrats, Pretty Pretty Princess and Tom Hanks in Big! You guys look very happy together.
Update: What’s more ridiculous – the fact that I didn’t know who this couple was or the fact that I’ve now spent 15 minutes “researching” them? Jordan and Peter Andre are the famed ‘reality celebrity’ couple from the UK who are no longer together. Jordan rode into her ceremony in a huge glass carriage. So much crucial information…so little time.
 | Clue on Conflicting! |
 | rizzyrau on Blushing Bride Cake |
 | MrsQ is most impress… on Blushing Bride Cake |
 | Kedi on If Only It Were That Easy |
| Kedi on Blushing Bride Cake |
![\"Quantcast\"/](\"http://pixel.quantserve.com/pixel/p-94wNw88f65Rhk.gif?labels=MTVN%20Digital%20Tribes\")
