Aww, have more faith in yourself! I think you’re at a high enough level where you can call yourself a stalker. Embrace the full potential of your ever-vigilant stinkeye!
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Archive for the 'creepy' Category
Wedding Shrine
Nov. 28, 2010
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The owner posted this about this cluster: “My husband surprised me one day by hanging up my wedding gown in our scrapping room. The veil hangs off the top of it. It’s not finished yet… still need to put up the mirrors and finish hanging up our wedding layouts.”
Hm. I guess I’m supposed to be impressed by this romantic melange of items, but instead all I can think about is one of the final scenes in “Carrie.” I guess that goes to show either how demented I am, or how creepy this shrine is. Maybe both…?
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Protective Creepers Gonna Protectively Creep
Jul. 17, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
I feel really put off by this dude. I know I don’t know him, and will probably never meet him, but he scares me. His boy band gelled hair, the expression on his face and that hand are all going to haunt my nightmares for weeks on end. He reminds of this guy, only creepier, somehow. I guess congratulations are in order? If only the happy couple had come with a security detail…
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Creepers Gonna Creep
Jun. 25, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
I like this picture because at first you’re like, “Okayyyy so what? It’s a couple getting their wedding picture taken at an Olan Mills Studio?” But then you notice Mr. Officiant/Wacky Grandpa/Photobomber guy and it adds a whole other dimension of weirdness to the otherwise boring photo. It goes from pure vanilla to totally creepy. And I am down with that.
Related: It’s All In The Angle
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If By Creative You Mean Creepy
Apr. 2, 2010
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Question: Are these real and does it even matter? “Pretended to pull the engagement ring out from her vagina” is, stethoscopes down, the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard. Whatever happened to proposing on a bridge, at a restaurant or on the beach? What lady wants to map out the rest of her life with her vagina exposed? Not me.
joe mama isn’t scoring any points either. Last time I checked, hot sauce packets from Taco Bell weren’t prime wooing material. Squirted on nachos, they’re fine. Symbolically representing the rest of one’s life…not so much. But at least no one’s naked genitals were involved.
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ARRR, Who Wants To Be My First Mate!
Dec. 17, 2009
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
Avast, scurvy dogs I be JoeHawtness (not pictured). For those of you who don’t know me, I’m from Hawtness.com. I can feel it…you’re impressed. Well let me assure you…don’t be.
However do be impressed with this brazen sailor (who I’m sure is addled with some sort of sea-dementia) as he wanders boldly through this beach-side wedding.
The wedding party was stunned; the bride hoped that if they left the good captain alone he would just wander off in search of rum, or at least he would quit asking the bridesmaids if they wanted to climb aboard.
Yours Truly,
Joe Hawtness
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