Got wedding guests that don’t get along? Seat them on either side of the giant-flowered-swan-perch. Or better yet, train the swans to peck at them if they bicker. Instant harmony!

He shoveled the bride right off her feet and said, “Darlin’, I want to parade you around town in my dozer and tell everyone you’re my queen.”

Then he invited his brother Eddie and Eddie’s wife Charlene to tag along since they decorated the dozer. Charlene’s got a real knack for that kinda thing.