One last gulp and then you’re gonna have to hold it for about four hours.

On second thought, that won’t be a problem…

She finally found a love like the classic love of two punk zombies. Only slightly less gruesome, and slightly more three-dimensional.

Thelma Madine from Liverpool, England, whose work has also been showcased on “My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding,” created this wedding dress out of human hair. Ms. Madine used more than 800 feet of hair, along with 1,500 crystals. Although it’s priced at $79,000, she has offered it to Lady Gaga to wear at no cost the next time she visits the UK. That’s all fine and good, but who’s actually going to get married in it?

This is how haute couture wedding gowns are delivered. To my home. In my dreams.

OK, bear with me because this dress totally reminds me of that slave girl in Star Wars that tries to strangle Jabba and then gets thrown to the Rancor. Anybody else seeing that?

The Daily Mail brings us a great story about girls who really take “something borrowed” seriously! Allison Rinaldi is the latest of her family to wear a wedding dress originally bought for her great-grandmother in 1884. It has also been worn by (clockwise from top) her grandmother Jean, mother Mimii, and aunt, Barbara. Family tradition never goes out of style (but it doesn’t hurt to have such a classic dress either!).