She’s in good spirits. Or rather, just had some good spirits.
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Archive for the 'drunk bride' Category
She Does Appear to Need a Little Assistance
Dec. 24, 2010
Sometimes you just need a little extra help getting dressed. And standing. And talking. That’s what a Maid of Honor is for, right? First they give you a sedative to calm your nerves, then they help you walk down the aisle and go to the bathroom and stuff for the rest of the day.
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Goin’ Al Fresco
Aug. 23, 2010
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“Ehh, f**k it. Who needs chairs and a big fancy tent? Right now is about me, my bubbly and this sidewalk. No electric slide. No annoying mother-in-law telling me what to do and who to talk to. No awkward garter retrievals. It’s just me ‘n’ this bottle ‘n’ this wall. Believe it or not, my veil is surprisingly plush.”
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Maybe She Should Take a Break for a Sec?
Aug. 16, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
Damn girl. I know it’s your wedding day and all, but it is time. to put. the funnel. down. The tendrils that your hair stylist curled have lost their oomph. Your eye make-up is nowhere near your eyes. And that pretty white dress with ’80s puffy sleeves is about to get doused in Milwaukee’s Best Ice. Now’s the time to pop some Pizza Bites in the oven and call it a night. Remember, you have the rest of your life to party too hard.
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Where Did They Tie the Cans?
May. 5, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
Not exactly a picture for the family album. I wonder if these guys are her friends, relatives, or just her handlers? And are they really holding her upside down to show off a pair of underwear scribbled on with Puffy Paint by drunk person? That’s unfortunate.
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Noooo My Bottle
Mar. 26, 2010
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
I don’t know who this is or when this was taken, but this picture represents who I believe I am deep down inside. Or, on the surface. Whatever.
She looks like she’s teetering on the edge of reason. It’s hard to tell whether she’s about to get real angry or throw herself on the ground crying. All that’s clear is this is an event that was worth being at (with a camera).
PS: Nice pants, guy-behind-bride.
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Hey bride-to-be, I'mma let you finish, but Liza Minnelli had one of the best weddings OF ALL TIME!
Nov. 28, 2009
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
Did there used to be two straps on that dress? She’s probably going to wake up with a massive hangover and a hand’s worth of missing Press-On Nails.
Not that I would know or anything…
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