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Ine-bride-ated
Mar. 31, 2011
She’s in good spirits. Or rather, just had some good spirits.
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The Ring Bearer Gets a Lesson in Excellent Picture Poses
Dec. 18, 2010
Just look at those big eyes. He’s like, “So that’s how to pound a bottle of champagne and pose for a picture simultaneously. Looks cool!” I suppose it’s best that he learn an important life lesson early: “They don’t call it a party bus for nuthin’.”
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18th Century Drunken Uncles Are the Worst
Oct. 5, 2010
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“Hey, guys, what’s happening? Oh, is this like a photo shoot type of thing? Don’t mind if I do. I did get all dressed up today and style my wig. I just wanted to come down and ask my beautiful niece what she’d like to drink before walking down the aisle. I just poured myself a tall pint of absinthe and figured she’d perhaps like the same?”
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Yep, Blue Curacao Will Do That To You
Jun. 19, 2010
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Why yes he is in a bit of a dolphin pose here! Looks comfortable. I wonder how long he can stay like that? One thing I know from years of catering experience is that you really don’t want to put your face on that green artificial “flooring.”It’s the grossest thing ever. Another thing I know is that everyone in that jumbo tent is point and laughing at this dude. I wish I could zoom out to see that.
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The Reception Will Take Place In Rehab
Mar. 22, 2010
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I’m loving the Michael Bolton effect this dude’s hair + coat have while tipped at a 45-degree angle. Where the hell are they anyway? Looks like a good day for some vodka, karaoke and ice fishing. The perfect wedding trifecta.
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Russian Weddings Can Get Rough
Feb. 8, 2010
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I have no idea what’s happening in this picture, but all 3 parties look pretty satisfied so it can’t be too bad. Shit happens when your wedding is sponsored by Stolichnaya and your long lost uncle shows up out of nowhere.
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