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So this is like a “Baby, you make my heart explode!” kind of thing? ‘Cause I assume it’s not in reference to “Our love is like a ticking time bomb.” That would be a little negative.

Although truthfully, my biggest concern when I see a wedding cake is, “Can I eat it easily?” And in this instance, I’m not so sure. Are those wires an edible garnish? Doubtful. Is someone going to inevitably eat a slice of “groom’s feet”? Probably. On a scale of 1-10, I’m going to say this cake is only a 6 or 7 unless they’ve hidden a real firework or something inside and it explodes mid-reception. Then it would be awesome.

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Wedding trailers have become super trendy and I kinda love them. Screw the “fairytale” image of yore typically associated with weddings and their princess brides with tiaras and diamonds and lavish bows. Half of all marriages end in divorce anyway, right? Bring on the explosions, cliched trailer-speak (“In a world…”) and witty jokes!

Weddings are supposed to be FUN. What’s fun about a plain white wedding invitation with curly font lettering? Nothing. What’s fun about an action-packed trailer starring the bride and groom as badasses? Everything.

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