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Hardly Remote
Aug. 13, 2011
According to the photographer’s website:
Ashley’s mom joined the celebration over skype.
She is very sick and had so wanted to make it to their big day. There she is in the background watching her daughter dance her first dance with her new husband. It was beautiful, and made me thankful for modern technology:)
Very sweet! The wonders of the future meet the age-old tradition of weddings.
Submitted by: Unknown
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In Yo Face, Wife!
Feb. 1, 2011
The submitter says, “My friends Jessica and Brent didn’t rehearse their first dance. They got to a very sweet part of the song and Jessica said “Brent, touch my face.” This is what happened.” <— HAHAHA! She told her husband to touch her face? Aww…she was totally asking for it and had no idea! Poor gal. Maybe she should have told him to "gently touch the side of her cheek like they do in the movies."
Submitted by: Martha
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Pirates Vs. Ninjas Vs. Bride
Jul. 30, 2010
Submitted by: Unknown
This was the first dance from the Fantasy themed wedding that was featured on TLC’s, “Say Yes to the Dress” and on E!’s “The Soup”. It’s also kind of…..poorly executed? I mean, hello: Mortal Kombat is awesome because you can rip someone’s leg off and beat them senseless with it. I see none of that here.
Plus, wouldn’t the groom want to choreograph the fighting sequence so that it looked like he kicked everyone’s ass? Instead it looked like he got pummeled by a couple of cheap sticks. What a letdown 
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Related: Bride and Whatever The Hell That Is
Bride and Whatever the Hell That Is
Jul. 20, 2010
Submitted by: See the Set on Izismile via Submit Page
Is that the World’s Thinnest G-String? And is he wearing 42 layers of Maybelline Charcoal Smoke eye shadow?
It looks like the bride is rather enjoying her groom in the buff. Their love doesn’t need much — just a killer tattoo artist and a few boxes of Twinkies. I appreciate that kind of raw passion. Sh*t’s beautiful.
Related: No Clothes, But Wrap-Around Mics?
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Pimpin' Ain't Easy
Jan. 17, 2010
Like this kid has somewhere better to be.
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
“Hey gals, can we uh, wrap this up soon? I’ve got a date with my dad’s secretary in an hour.”
When you’re livin’ large, your dance card is always full.
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
“Ugh, not here again. I thought I gave her my fake number last time.”
Life can be so hard!
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