They told her, “eliminate the groom and the cake will be yours!” She knew what she had to do.
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They told her, “eliminate the groom and the cake will be yours!” She knew what she had to do.

Thumbelina surrounded by giant daffodils.
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Who’s a fancy boy? Huh? Huh? Who’s fancy today? You are! Yes you are! *smooch noises*
Yeaahhh. Sounds just as ridiculous when typed out as when I actually talk to dogs.
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You see, this is why you shouldn’t pay your ring bearers in sweets. They’re obviously just after the sweets, no matter how cute they are.
Thrifty flower girl understands that with the price of posies in this economy, you can’t just throw them on the ground! Attagirl!