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I guess this bride is standing up very straight in an effort to help her poor *bridesmaid get a good angle on her dress, but all I want to do is shout, “YES! YOU ARE SKINNY ENOUGH!!!”
Also, nice random scarecrow, ladies. If you only had a brain, you would’ve steamed that dress hourssss ago. ZING!
*They don’t call ‘em a maid for nuthin’, amirite?!
Submitted by: Sherri
“NO I WILL NOT SIT DOWN AND EAT MY CHICKEN FINGERS AND MASHED POTATOES. I HATE THIS HAIRDO! HATE HATE HATE! This is MY day and it’s now it’s ALL RUINED! Somebody bring me a brush and flat iron NOOOOOOOOW!”
Submitted by: Unknown
All hail the queen! Shower her with flowers and gifts and sing her praises so that she may decide to reach out and touch you! Sit on the floor at her feet like dogs! You’re so lucky to be in royal presence! If only she would distribute some bread and water for sustenance.
Submitted by: Unknown
This would be an excellent picture for a caption contest, but instead of being all formal about it, I want to hear what you guys think she could be saying, singing or belching in the comments section. Be sure to take into account the awesome look on her husband’s face. He rules.
OK, ready, set….GO!
Via: The Bride
Normally I mock the classic “shotgun wedding” pose, but how fun does that gun-toting woman look? She looks like she’s about to throw back a couple shots of whiskey and dance the night away. I kind of want to be her when I grow up.
Submitted by: Unknown
Photographers sure are ballsy these days! “No, not THAT sidewalk, the three-inch bricks stacked next to the sidewalk! I want it to look like you guys are walking on a tightrope! Get it? Marriage is a balancing act. Now move it!”
Submitted by: Unknown
Some brides just like to pick their nose in wedding portraits. I understand why — they’re all dressed up in a fancy dress, wearing pearls, with their hair and make-up professionally done, and they’re like, “This is ridiculous. I usually wear two-year-old sneakers and jeans, and today I’m wearing this?!“
That being said, girl…get your finger out of your nose. It’s more ‘eww’ than funny, trust me.
Submitted by: Unknown
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