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Submitted by: Unknown
The chick on the left is like the JWoww of bridesmaids (minus these). Which is to say, she’ll cover you in a porta-potty while smoking, beat up anyone who says anything rude about you and will get you sufficiently hammered at your wedding whether you like it or not. I would like to be her friend.
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Submitted by: Unknown
This can’t be the latest wedding accessory, can it? Whose handwriting is so teeny tiny that they could write on this thing? And why does it look like a piece of super-glued cardboard?
I guess the symbolism is sweet, but I’m not sure it’s the classiest way to show the world you’re married. Plus, who the hell wants to wear it?
Now you can present the love of your life with a gorgeous ring and a multi-media presentation. The Ivy Carat Jewelry box from KJ Global Ltd. has a 2″ color LCD screen in the lid, 128 MB of memory and a USB rechargeable battery with a 1-2 hour life. The jewelry box can play a sound file or display a .JPG.
At $126, the box doesn’t cost much in terms of money. But in terms of dignity, you might be at a major loss depending on how you use its capabilities. I mean it’s basically like a fancy version of those cheesy cards that were REALLY popular in the mid-90s and allowed you to record messages like “Happy Birthday, Grandpa!”. I wouldn’t necessarily want my ring box compared to that, but hey, at least it’s flashy. Ladies do love the bling.
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Source: Gizmodo Via: The Gadegeteer
Submitted by: Unknown
After staring at this cake for a few minutes in awe (kinda loving the deer’s eyelashes), I think I get it. The groom wanted a cake that perfectly captured who he is: part hunter, part firefighter, part lover. And I think he achieved that pretty well. But I’m wondering: Do they save those animal heads and freeze them for the first anniversary or something? They look a little too friendly to slice up and eat. Or maybe I’m just not redneck enough.
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Submitted by: Unknown
Well isn’t that typical. She’s such a princess that she’s too good to be the best princess of all time. She’s too good to even touch the ground! She just wants to lounge in the arms of hunky Storm Troopers and get fed grapes all day.
Well, I’ve got news for this gal: THIS bride held a blaster, and THIS bride probably held a light saber at some point during the reception. You gotta blend in a little. Don’t disappoint Darth Vader. He’s already got his hands on his hips.
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Submitted by: Unknown
So this is like a “Baby, you make my heart explode!” kind of thing? ‘Cause I assume it’s not in reference to “Our love is like a ticking time bomb.” That would be a little negative.
Although truthfully, my biggest concern when I see a wedding cake is, “Can I eat it easily?” And in this instance, I’m not so sure. Are those wires an edible garnish? Doubtful. Is someone going to inevitably eat a slice of “groom’s feet”? Probably. On a scale of 1-10, I’m going to say this cake is only a 6 or 7 unless they’ve hidden a real firework or something inside and it explodes mid-reception. Then it would be awesome.
Normally I find it’s hard to do just about anything in the space of those 4 photobooth frames. I’ve tried basic stuff like putting on sunglasses in one frame and removing them in another, and even that didn’t work out whatsoever. So I’m pretty impressed with this awesome 4-strip o’ facial expressions. Congrats to the highly photogenic couple!
Source: Angela + Ithyle Via: Oh Happy Day
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