Yowza! I feel dirty seeing what these two woodsy creatures are up to behind closed foliage. Evidently it involves making out, knee-high leather boots (helpful for riding unicorns) and a whole lotta leg. Get an underground cave in the meadow, why don’t you?

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Woo hoo! Time to crack open a cold one and celebrate the day by…not laboring. Like this couple: They look like work is the absolute last thing on their minds. As it should be. I’m going to take a cue from them and spend the day pumping my fist up in the air in the sunshine. And possibly dyeing my hair red, ’cause hers looks kind of awesome.

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Welcome to the world’s least accommodating bathroom to have sex in that isn’t on an airplane! Perfect for newly married couples who want to celebrate their love just minutes after tying the knot.

This bathroom stall features cheap plastic fixtures, dirt-spackled walls, and (for an extra charge) your very own Peeping Tom. Do not pass up this amazing, once-in-a-lifetime opportunity on your special day! 

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What could be hotter than attempting to remove 47 layers of wedding attire to get it on in the back of a 4-door sedan? Nuthin’ like a bulky crinoline skirt to get you all hot and bothered, 19th century style. I’m pretty sure there’s a reason so many people rent cars like this for their wedding day.