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Is this like a bachelor party/wedding combo? I’m trying to figure it out. I’m guessing whatever’s happening doesn’t make any more sense than the groom’s short-sleeved button-down and shiny tie. His wife is looking …well, stacked, but also pretty pleased. Maybe she set the whole thing up? Early anniversary present?
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“We are gathered here today to celebrate the bride’s HUGE breasts. The groom has vowed that from this day forward, for better for worse, for richer for poorer, in sickness and in health – he will love, cherish and fondle the bride’s breasts for as long as they both shall live.”
Will Someone Just Get It For Her Already?!?
So, I was trolling the wedding boards yesterday when I came across this AMAZINGLY beautiful dress! I was just stunned! This girl has the greatest taste I’ve seen since Cher in the 80s!
Isn’t it Perfect?! I think the little star belly button ring adds a little extra pizzaz, don’t you? Wearing this dress, I would feel like an angel in heaven. However, I’d probably fall back down to earth when I took a look at…
My MOM! OMG! If I were that girl I’d be screaming, “How DARE you steal my spotlight with your gigantor boobs! There’s only room for ONE scantily dressed woman here! YOU HAD YOUR TURN!”
Then, I’d unleash my fury by taking out my star shaped belly ring and promptly popping those balloons of hers.
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