Princess Melancholy and her groom, Prince of Whinesington-Upon-Poorme.
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‘Til Death Do You Part, Indeed!
Dec. 27, 2010
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I always said being married seemed like death, but this cake is a little extreme even for me. Caskets = world’s most claustrophobic cake toppers. Way to drive home the point! Although I have to say, something about black icing is enticing. It looks oddly delicious to me. But maybe I’m alone on that.
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It’s a Nice Day For a Black Wedding
May. 1, 2010
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I like how “the dude from L.L. Bean” is situated in the back with his stupid blue denim shirt. The invite said, “Come dressed to kill.” Not “wear the lamest, most generic shirt in your closet.” Guess we all know who the human sacrifice is gonna be at the reception.
Related: Little Hippie Cares Not For Goth
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Draco Malfoy Finds Happiness
Apr. 5, 2010
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Looks like he found a looker of a bride! I guess alien-goth ladies know how to soothe the soul of a guy like Draco. Just look at how happy he is! Those eyes are screaming, “This is the happiest day of my life!” I can only imagine how beautiful their children will be.
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The Only Way To Divert Attention From Her Tribal Arm Tattoo Was To Wear Wings
Dec. 4, 2009
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This is a couple that celebrates diversity. Let’s see if I can list all the different groups they’re representing…
- Goth
- Scottish
- Celtic (general)
- Fantasy
- WWII Hungarian Princes
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Thankfully, the groom has made it easier to understand their new relationship.
Nov. 11, 2009
Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page
Now how’s she going to dance to the Michael Jackson medley?
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Little Hippie Cares Not For Goth
Oct. 24, 2009
Submitted By: Anonymous
Groom: “Why are you ignoring me?”
Flower Girl: “Your bald-ish head kind of freaks me out.”
Groom: “It’s called stylistic expression. It’s important to me.”
Flower Girl: “And PS: Cloves are so 1994.”
Groom: “Why do you always have to cut me down?”
Flower Girl: “Ugh, just get married already. I’m starving.”
Groom: “At least we agree on the vegan menu.”
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