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STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT.
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My turn to make this joke!
Ready?
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STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT.
Submitted by: Unknown

I’ll let you guys make this one. Hey, I’m being generous! Don’t look a giftbride in the mouth! … oops.
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Or was that straight to the horse’s mouth? Wait, and are we sure this isn’t a gift horse? Because she’s sure looking it in the mouth!

“Very funny, horse. Now spit out my wedding ring.”
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Totally the first thing she is going to show her son or daughter’s first significant other when they bring them home. Yes, that’ll fix it so nobody ever takes them away from her…ever…
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…I see France, I see somebody’s boring, lifeless, unsexy, maybe satin, possibly laundry day underpants!
For realz, this is why women should consider a nice see-through/lace combo for their Special Day. Cuz shit like this happens when you’re on a horse, getting out of a car, walking down a flight of stairs or riding a see-saw.

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Is this a wedding or a quinceanera? I guess it doesn’t really matter when the ‘woman’ in question is a Kentauride.
I wonder what they’ll serve at the buffet? Maybe some carrots, a little hay…possibly a casserole made with oats and molasses. Anything to keep the show horse trophy wife bride happy.