The thing about New Jersey the UK (see below) is, the 80s never died.
Submitted By: Anon
They probably had their first dance set to something off of Slippery When Wet. It must have been hard to find a cake phallic tall enough to steer the attention away from the bride’s monstrous fake breasts, but I think they did it.
Congrats, Pretty Pretty Princess and Tom Hanks in Big! You guys look very happy together.
Update: What’s more ridiculous – the fact that I didn’t know who this couple was or the fact that I’ve now spent 15 minutes “researching” them? Jordan and Peter Andre are the famed ‘reality celebrity’ couple from the UK who are no longer together. Jordan rode into her ceremony in a huge glass carriage. So much crucial information…so little time.
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