You know, every time I see a bride wearing a pair of white lace boots, I know she’s got a strong sense of style. Bad style. But this bride is really pushing it with her crazy champagne and white skirt, strange Sears-style photo studio backdrop, and parasol. I’d also like to note that the only time I’ve ever owned a white lace parasol was when I was age 7 and it went with my tap dance recital costume. That right there says something.

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I don’t know what she’s so upset about. Look at those amazing lace sleeves! They look so….sophisticated. And that bodice is simply gorgeous. I’ve always been a fan of that bleached-out paper mache look. Maybe she’s just announcing that her stomach hurts or something. I can’t imagine why she wouldn’t love this well-constructed gown.

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There are a lot of ways to rock the vest as a groom. It’s all about attitude. You can do what this guy did and give an air of, “You got a problem? I think me and my friends can help you resolve it in the parking lot,” OR you can do what the guy above did and give an air of, “Ohmygod, did you highlight your hair? I LOVE that dress. Next week, you and me, pedicures. It’s on, bitch!” I think I’d rather be alone than married to either one.

Also, what’s up with the bride’s lace wrist-cuff thing? Is that from Prince’s bridal fashion line? Does Prince even have a bridal line? If not, there’s a market for one.

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OK, I love it when this happens: I’ve seen this couple before. At the time I guesstimated that this woman and her husband “could make your enemy disappear if you deposited $20,000 into one of their off-shore bank accounts.” But NOW I know she’s actually a high-power Madame! It all makes sense. Thank you, Internet!

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Prettttty sure Mariah Carey that bridesmaid is wearing her bra on the outside of her dress. It’s also hard to tell if the bride is 22 or 42 since she’s wearing her weight in make-up. I’m loving her style to wear her skirt so short that the garter is actually worn several inches below it on her leg. Hawtness. I bet that just how the groom likes it. 

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…Not to mention a real kickass pair of lacey boots. I’m trying to think of where I’ve seen this fashionable – yet subtle – style of footwear before. Ah, yes. That’s right. On this fancy lady. 

This is love. It’s like the real life embodiment of that song Leather and Lace by Don Henley and Stevie Nicks. And is that the swampy moat of my wedding dreams behind them? Much more romantic than the Waffle House parking lot.

This might be a stupid question, but the woman standing next to the bride is the bride’s mother, right? The one with the bangs and the Beanie Baby keychain? Just checking.