So all these geriatric Japanese ladies who are as old as *28* are wearing this novelty bra that counts down the marital clock because they’re tired of waiting around for prince charming.

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The countdown stops when an engagement ring is (finally) inserted, after which the “Wedding March” begins to play. Sounds super smart to me! See for yourself (and pretend you understand what they’re talking about):
Did I mention there’s also a solar-powered bra on the market in Japan? It is both environmentally and artificially green.
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The solar-powered bra “can generate enough electric energy to charge a mobile phone or an iPod.” Ooook. So that’s what she’s doing?
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