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OK, you on the left: Eat while you can! Really shovel that food into your mouth! Bride in the middle – stop staring at your cuticles while you’re getting your hair did done! There’s limited time for hair before you head to make-up! GAH don’t you brides know what an assembly line is?! There’s an obstacle course relay at the end of all this prep work so you all better be on top of your game.

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Is this one of those things where Rachael Ray gave away a “wedding of a lifetime” amusement park gift package to six lucky couples who watch her show? Is it being televised? Or are these six couple all just friends from college who wanted to get dressed up in their wedding attire and ride a few rollercoasters on a Saturday afternoon? Both seem equally plausible.

I assume they all got slushies and went on a few water rides after this. Also, is that like the kiddie ride? Step it up, couples!!!

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Damn, things were so much cooler before cell phones and laptops and individual couple’s weddings. Back when you could  just sit around with your friends, grow mustaches, play chess, take naps and then get married simultaneously in one big ceremony. The good old days. 

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The couple that crossdresses together, stays together!

I’d like more poof on the groom-bride’s sleeves, and I’m a little confused about the veil (family heirloom?)…but overall I’d say he’s even prettier than his wife. Not that it’s a competition or anything. 

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I have a feeling this is going to end very badly.

Please tell me the prize is a sizable chunk of cash. This isn’t the kind of thing one does for charity. As a former wedding caterer I’m 100% certain that wedding cake is not the ideal competitive eating food. Too much icing. Ughh.

I have just one question: Which one is the bride? I see at least 3 brides in this picture. Is this like when 2 of the members of Bel Biv Devoe got married in the same ceremony? Multiple unions + White Castle reception = Recession Special!