
I made an arrangement with my fiance when we got engaged: If he gets to implant hair plugs, I get to wear an embellished bikini to the wedding. It’s something I’ve been dreaming about since I was a little girl. A bikini covered in beautiful flowers made of tissue paper, paired with Rack Room f***-me stilettos and a gorgeous, flowing train. Luckily, he was into the idea!
Everything came together spectacularly. The parking lot we wanted to rent for the ceremony was available, my tan came in even, and Hooters even had a cancellation so we were able to secure an awesome venue for the reception. Plus, none of my ex-husbands showed up. Simply perfect!
PS: Serious Side Note: Does this chick not look exactly like Heidi Montag if she’d gotten married in her usual day-to-day attire?
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