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Groom: “Do you need any help tightening the nuts, honey?”
Bride: “You know what, Bob? I would make a “That’s what she said” joke right now except it wouldn’t be funny. Thanks for approximately zero help.“
Groom: “Does that mean you’re upset with me? Are we not still going to Olive Garden? I was really looking forward to eating a basket of their buttery rolls.”
Bride: “No, we’re still going to Olive Garden. Just gimme a minute and this baby’s as good as new. Do me a favor and locate your dignity on the way back to the front passenger seat.”
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