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Why So Judgmental, Bystanders?

May. 5, 2010

Funny Wedding Photos - Why So Judgmental, Bystanders?

Submitted by: Viv via Submit Page

This is exciting because I’ve seen this couple before, as part of their body paint photo shoot. At the time I was all, “Um, who the hell would do this? Who wants their boobs to look like whipped cream mounds on their wedding day? And don’t even get me started on those swirly thighs!”

Later, I felt kind of bad about that. But now that I see the expressions on these passersby faces, I see that I was right all along. There is nothing good about swirly thighs, and the groom’s tights are still very, very wrong. Case closed! 

 

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At Least Everyone Else Looks Good

Feb. 17, 2010

Funny Wedding Photos - At Least Everyone Else Looks Good

Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page

I’ve heard people say they want their second marriage to be a true reflection of who they really are, but I didn’t realize that included sparkly body swirls and sarongs. Is Ivana Trump the bride covered in bedazzled body paint, or is that just a sheer gown? Either way, homegirl looks like an upscale doily. 

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Paint By Numbers Wedding

Nov. 2, 2009

World’s Awesomest Idea or Tackiest Wedding EVAR? It seems to depend on the “style”:

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The process looks cool, but I’m trying to think of a single time I wanted a make-up artist to paint my boobs just before Grandma gave me her blessing. Let’s see the final works of art…

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Submitted By: Kevin C

Pros – Artsy, unique, fun for the whole family

Cons – EVERYTHING ELSE. Not into the Swirly Thighs, not into the whipped cream boobs, and *definitely not* into those man-tights. Or the knee-socks. And Lance Bass on the far left probably shouldn’t go around flashing people with that belly button.

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