
Submitted By: Anonymous
Here’s what I see happening in this picture:
Mr. FancyPants is getting married to his Fairy Princess, who is wearing a Barbie Halloween costume 2 sizes too small. Their ceremony is being led by the groom’s 18-year-old Dungeon Master, who is reading the couple their vows from an Olive Garden menu. Behind the groom stands the first of what I assume is a full flock of bridesmaids dressed as birds. The couple’s first dance will be set to Scarborough Fair, and they plan to honeymoon in Mr. FancyPants’s mom’s basement.
Am I close?
Incorrect source or offensive?