Is this a convoy or a wedding party? I hope they served corn nuts and Slim Jims!
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Archive for the 'redneck' Category
Keep on Truckin’
May. 7, 2012
Sweet Nothings
May. 3, 2012
“You are the gold cap on my tooth.”
“You are the saturated fat in my ding-dong.”
“You are the naked lady mudflaps on my hummer.”
I could go on and on…
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Truck Stop Wedding Cake
Nov. 10, 2011
If you’re going to stick this on the top of your wedding cake, why even bother with the flowers on the table, or with a table at all? Just serve your guests Funyuns out of the bag with cans of Mello Yello and they can squat.
King of the Wild Frontier
Apr. 4, 2011
The west was tamed by men and women like these. Especially overalls and skunk-hat guy. You know I bet he killed that skunk with his bear hands that he earned from killing a bear. Then I reckon he came straight over and officiated the ceremony.
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Engineering Feat
Mar. 9, 2011
Save table space by incorporating the cake and the bar. Also, hope that pastry is load-bearing, those cans look full.
Don’t love the Confederate flag, though, yeesh.
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Floating Heads are So In Right Now
Sep. 27, 2010
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Aww, the groom’s “suit” is lighter-colored camo than the groomsmens’. How well thought-out. I’m assuming the reception dinner will be freshly killed right after the ceremony, because otherwise I see no real point in wearing all that matching gear. I mean, there’s got to be a reason for it, right? It can’t just be aesthetics? Unless of course he’s marrying this girl. Then I could understand. She seems like a fan of the look.
Related: Camo Couple and There Goes the Bride
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Side A is for Bridesmaidin’; Side B is for Huntin’!
Sep. 9, 2010
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You know who I’m jealous of? The maid of honor. She gets to wear camo with orange accents instead of the other way around. LUCKY!!! Unless of course she accidentally put her dress on inside out, which is entirely possible.
What worries me, if I may sound like Tim Gunn for a second, is that I believe this orange/camo look is becoming a major trend. Not that the colors don’t complement each other, but what’s up with rednecks who have to make everything 50/50? Mullets = business in the front, party in the back and now wedding dresses are following suite? Please no.
Related: There Goes the Bride!
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