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The Game is ‘Shoot the Freak’, Not ‘Shoot the Groom’
Jan. 26, 2011
Ummmm…WTF is this? They’re supposed to be his best friends, but they’re posing like they want to kill him? For getting married? I feel confused, but also fairly certain that this guy should get some new friends, and that little boy is doomed for life.
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Man, Lois Lane Was a Crazy Looking Kid
Jun. 20, 2010
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I’m not gonna lie: I have several pictures from ages 5-14 wherein I look like a brace-faced, skinny, neon-colors-wearing, fruit juice-drinking freak of nature. So I totally “get” the bride’s childhood “look.” What I can’t understand is why she’d display it next to her husband’s adorable Superman picture. It looks like he went as Superman for Halloween in the 3rd grade, and she went as a Juicy Juicy serial killer. There wasn’t a cute picture of her all dressed up on Easter or something?
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Why Are the Dolphins Dead!??!!
Jun. 14, 2010
Via Tacky Weddings via Submit Page
Yikes. Is this like an unintentional Gulf oil spill metaphor? The dolphins weren’t even made to look like they’re smiling. Instead they look like they just ate some bad sushi and took in a screening of The Cove. What kind of marine life enthusiast serves this at their wedding? I feel sad and hunger-free.
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Place The Ring on Her Finger… If You Dare
Jun. 2, 2010
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…And the line between ghetto and ghetto fabulous once again gets blurred. How did she even put her dress on without tearing it?! They really need to start making velcro nails for situations like this. Just apply a little hook fabric to the nails and treat them like industrial Lee Press-Ons. That way women like this bride can do things like get dressed, eat food, drive a car and use the bathroom without needing assistance. Good luck to the groom on the “feeding each other wedding cake” photo opp. Scary.
Related: Ghetto Fabulous Or Just Ghetto?
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Weddings Are Weird in Russia
May. 24, 2010
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Five Things You Need To Be a Proper Russian Bride:
- a corset
- scary fingernails
- platform stiletto f**k-me heels (preferably a half-size too small)
- major attitude
- dreams of becoming a nuclear physicist. This chick looks smart.
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Draco Malfoy Finds Happiness
Apr. 5, 2010
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Looks like he found a looker of a bride! I guess alien-goth ladies know how to soothe the soul of a guy like Draco. Just look at how happy he is! Those eyes are screaming, “This is the happiest day of my life!” I can only imagine how beautiful their children will be.
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