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Five Things You Need To Be a Proper Russian Bride:

- a corset
- scary fingernails
- platform stiletto f**k-me heels (preferably a half-size too small)
- major attitude
- dreams of becoming a nuclear physicist. This chick looks smart.

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Submitted by: artwhoreforhire via Submit Page

That looks really……special. I don’t know how a ring that big fit on that tiny little pillow, but I’m pretty sure that’s beside the point. The real point is: WTF is going on here? Is anyone else sadistically reminded of the Lindsay Lohan/Vanessa Minnillo photo shoot? Why is the groom the only one allowed in formal wear?? So many questions. 

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Submitted by: dunno source via Submit Page

This is totally what my girlfriends and I do when we hang out together, especially when one of us has a bachelorette party! We put on our fancy lingerie, watch a little porn and then have a ginormous pillow fight after spraying each other down with champagne. It rules. 

Submitted By: Mary S

It’s kind of a toss-up. Both wear spangles on their fake boobs, both shake it for cash, and both would get married in Vegas.

I think her boobs are technically more covered than this woman’s, so that’s saying something. 

Crimped hair, leg warmers and huge, fake tits. This fine lady is going to make some old, rich man very happy. She’s great at baking pies, loves tanning and holds a degree in biochemistry from Cal Tech earns ducats making ass jazz. Oh, and she’s a killer “ballerina.” That tutu ain’t just for show.

Nice backdrop choice. I always wanted to get married on the VMA’s red carpet, too.